Just For Fun (not rly happening)

Imal rolled around in a field of corn for no reason other than she could. It was right before noon, so the sun was shinning brightly, making the sky bluer than blue and the puffy clouds radiate with an angelic glow. Of course, the air smelled of dried corn.

Nova was jogging on the Outskirts of Kiru city, ending up into the Crop Fields. As he continued jogging he noticed a little rabbit as he followed it for a bit, trying to match its speed, seeing how it was hopping quite fast. After having his fun and getting back on track, he decided to ran right through the corn field, using it as a shortcut to get back to where he was before.

While running at full pace, he noticed that someone was laying on ground and without being able to stop, Nova had only one option, he thrusted his feet into the ground and flung himself into the air landing on his back and rolling across the corn field. "Ouch, that hurt"

Imal stopped rolling when she heard a thump next to her and saw that it was Nova, the guy from the forest. She rolled over to him with a smiling face, "hi, Nova!" Before she knew it, she had been going too fast and couldn't stop.

Looking over to Imal noticing finally it was her that he jumped over. "Ah hey Imal, sorry i didn't see you there" He said to her, as she continued rolling toward him, in to much shock from the fall, he couldn't move fast enough if she was gonna crash to him. Quickly Nova extended his arms to catch her.

"WAAAH!" Imal bumped into Nova's hand which acted like a speed bump to a speeding car. She hopped over his arm and crashed onto his face with her torso. The impact turned her stomach upside down and it hurt so bad that she felt dizzy and couldn't move.

Holding onto Imal as she crashed into Nova, he tried to stop her completely but it ended up with him dazed out and Imal on top of him. Nova slowly started realizing whats going on, and is suffocating by Imal's torso, he moves his face and tries to call out to her. "Hey Imal, are you alright" Not able to take her off of himself, since he's still in pain from the fall before.

Imal felt a tickling sensation as Nova spoke, making her spazz her way off his face with an "ack!" She scratched her belly as she apologized to Nova. "Oh, geez! Sorry, Nova! I couldn't stop myself." >u<

Nova looked up at Imal and slowly picking himself off the ground. "It's alright, it was technically my fault, i shouldn't have been running at full pace" Cracking his body and trying to stretch out any kinks he has. "Are you alright, your not hurt in any way?" Nova looked at Imal concernedly.

Imal stood as well and brushed off her clothes. "I'm a-okay! Just some bruises. You alright?" She bet he was okay, but it's nice to ask, right? Imal picked up a corn cob and scratched her back with it. She also farted silently, but it was sure the smell stretched out for miles with its rancid odor.

"Yea i'll live" Nova said with a smile as he watched her scratch her back with the corn, then bending over to pick up his clip on braids he was wearing. Placing them back on his head, little after this a man with a horse came close to Nova as the man said to him. "Here you go sir just like you asked we war painted your steed" Nova's horse was a hot pink color. "What did you do, i told you i wanted a color to show off my strength and make other people try not to pick a fight, while on my duties" Looking at the man with confusion, then the man said back to Nova. "But sir, who wouldn't think a man riding a pink horse wouldn't be strong, and honestly who would fight someone on a pink pony"

"Everyone would fight a guy with a pink pony, he'd look like an easy target for robbery," Imal thought to herself. "I don't know, Nova. Pink does seem to be your style, I can totally see you on that... thing. It becomes you." Imal reached into her backpack and pulled out a very poofy, sparkling, layered, hot pink dress she was carrying around for a friend and forced Nova into it. Her friend was plus sized, so it fit Nova quite nicely. It gave him a womanly charm that Imal grew jealous of. Damn her lack of cerves! >n<

Nova upset sent the man away to bleach the horse. "I'd rather go on a naked horse then that thing" Then turning to Imal to only get thrown on a dress, confused but seeing how Imal was looking at him, Nova did one pose for her. Then quickly stripped outta the dress, leaving himself shirtless. "Enjoyed the sight, me wearing a dress" Nova said while walking away.

Imal, being pansexual, actualy quiet enjoyed seeing him in that dress. She wouldn't admit to it because even though he was a boy he had more womanly charm that she did, which made her a bit ticked off. "Of course not, you looked so dumb!" She said as she slightly blushed. She put the dress back in her bag and walked with him. "So, what brings you or here? Do you often run through vegetable fields?" Imal asked sarcastically.

Nova went to put back on his shirt, then looking over at Imal while fixing his hair. "Well i never expected it to look good on me" Nova said while giving off a smile, then answering her other question. "Well of course not, i was just doing a morning jog and i ended up following a rabbit" "I was bored, but by the time i knew it was already on the other side and tried using this crop field as a shortcut" "But what about you? Do you usually like rolling around on vegetables" Nova said with the same sarcastically tone as she had, but was still smiling.

"Psh, heck ya! I love the sound of the corn husks as I crush them! plus, they're a great back scratcher. It was a nice day today and I had nothing to, so I decided to take a walk and then ended up in the corn fields." Ima took out a 177ml can of pineapple juice and pulled back the tab. "Want any?"

Nova couldn't help but chuckle with what she said. "I never thought of it like that, but that's forsure would be one heck of a reason to lay on corn" "Maybe i'll come out here with ya and try it out" Nova said while looking around. "Actually i brought something for me, i think i'll pass" As Nova pulled out a glass cup of moonshine, then a 2ft long beef jerky. "You want some?" Nova asked while taking a sip of moonshine, then putting a piece of wheat in his mouth and starts chewing on it.

"Wow, Nova, you could feed all the gods with that thing!" Imal gawked at the unnecessarily long strip of jerky. "You can't eat it all by yourself," she said as she ripped off a piece and gnawed on it.

Nova giggled and offered half of it to Imal. "I know but its to good" As Nova started taking another sip of his moonshine, still not feeling anything but letting out a loud burp. "Oh wow, excuse me for that" Nova said as he took out a small fold able chair from his bag and started to sit on it.

Imal took the jerky with a thank you and then side glanced Nova when he apologized. She chugged the whole can of juice and then belched louder than Nova had. "Wow, Nova, shouldn't you be better at that since you're a guy?" Imal teased.

Nova looked over at Imal and took it as a challenge. "Ok i didn't want to have to try but here we go" As Nova belched, it set off a demonic force which knocking over the corn in the field in a straight line, also cause Nova to fall outta his chair. "Wow, what was that!"

Imal was literally blown away. She skyrocketed 20 yards away and landed on her back at the feet of a large figure who looked like a corn cob with a sour looking face.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO STARVE!?" It yelled in a crackling voice, its arms crossed and its foot tapping in anger. Imal sprang up immediately and ran to Nova's side, startled out of her wits.

Seeing Imal run toward Nova, he looked behind her and noticed the large man walking toward him. "Is that your boyfriend or something" Nova asked joking around, then looked at the man. Nova stood up and walked closer the the stranger and began to question him. "Who in the world are you? And what are you?

Imal, too in shock to reply to Nova's comment, stared at the corn man; his corn pieces as yellow as the sun and his legs and arms the color of grass. His face was scrunched in impatience.
"Ahem, I'm the caretaker of these corn fields, thank you very much! Isn't it obvious?!" It replied snobbishly as it put his foot on Nova's chair and posed like some great hero. How more self indulging could this thing be?!

Nova looking at the corn man stepping on his chair and giving him his introduction, baffled him to continue to be more curious about him. He seemed like a walking corn on the cob, so Nova got closer to his bag and pulled out his sword. "I wonder if you taste as good as your crops that are here" Then went after the corn man with his blade.

The corn man, surprised that anyone would dare harm him, slowly backed away from Nova and his sword, his face suspiciously the same as before. Imal, watching it all unfold, got out of her stupor and grabbed Nova's arm. "Nova! Didn't you hear anything?! He's the guy who takes care of the crops, if you kill him then the corn will die!" Besides, Imal had a feeling something was amiss.